Synopsis: measuring, shell phone, measuring, SICKKWHATTT bloody sheets, measuring, racing, winning, man/dog/love, measuring, THE SORCERER, HYDE!, racing, winning. Hokay, let’s do this.

THAT RACE EN GLAWSTAH WAS WICKED HAHD.

A Few Screencaps Voor Your Pleasure

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Blood on the sheets. “That’s when you know they’re keepers, when they don’t care.”

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Measuring. But more importantly, sweet video bombs from ‘dat kid and ‘dat dog.

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Zach’s clearly racing against a clearly in shape Fezzik.

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The Yokozuna moments before he begins the shiko.

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ALL THE MEASURING.

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THE SORCERER.

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Perfect.

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THE STEPHEN HYDE. Worked with this breh for one day on my first day. Then he left to race CX or something… He’s also, apparently, measuring something here. MEME ACHIEVED.

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Lead group blazing this runup. DAYUM.

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[cowbell sounds, heckling, and possibly cheering]

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Also, the winning.