I can’t get enough of this ride. Of course, that sentiment is much different during the laatste quarter of the ride where my legs are already the consistency of Silly Putty and I still have a few 20% grades to contend with. However, as I peruse the images and Strava data post-ride the numbness and nausea subsides and I begin to think of the next edition and what I’d like to tweak on the bike and the route.

An alteration of the route was deemed necessary as I both wanted to summit Slate Ridge twice and sample some espresso from the lone coffee shop within a 50mi (lies) radius between said summits. Adding to the rubberiness of my legs was the apparent resurfacing of nearly every gravel secteur I rode. And by resurfacing I mean dumping giant boulders everywhere and letting cars and idiots like me flatten them out.


A few of the 2x digit hellingen were traversed at near walking speed. 18-20% grades set in motion an exhilarating game within the confines of your mind. The battle to keep yourself moving forward and balanced while your body is going hypoxic is a beautifully masochistic dance that more people need to face in their lives.

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Now Voor Het Foto-Essay Of Incredible Length And Breadth

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I grew up in the country. Apparently, considering I haz a love for this tractor, I haven’t burned the country completely from my soul. I shall redouble my efforts.

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Where eagles dare. Seriously, Golden Eagles screeching and being all eaglely.

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Yeah, it’s another shot of a gravel road with a shaded canopy of deciduous trees. WHAT?!

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This hill isn’t the steepest, but after a couple miles of crap the legs respond weirdly.

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Originally was trying to show I was drinking iced tea and it looked awesome in the Rapha bottle. This is what I got.

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Aside from the trucks paving it, I was the first one to deflower this fresh bitumen.

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See those sirens on the pole in the distance? That’s the warning system for Peach Bottom, our local nuclear power station. Yes, that’s why I’m the way I am.

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Trust me, I’m looking up a steep hill. Up/down look exactly the same though. The road is extremely loose here. #concentrationdoping

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You don’t want to wake up here in the middle of the night, bound and gagged. Unless that was your aim.

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At the intersection of Gravel and Grind (lies).

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I find NO TRESPASSING signs in the middle of the country to be unintentionally hilarious.

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I imagine many living here take this for granted like I (sort of) used to. Now I relish the chance to ride it.

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This made me sick to my stomach. The old slate mine land sold off and developed for houses…

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Literally Main Street ‘Merica.

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The fact this shop exists in this town is no small miracle. The espresso was passable 2nd wave but those cookies in the foreground were OFF THE HOOK.

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Mijn fiets on the porch of ‘Merica.

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It’s hard to read the sign, but they apparently sell Native American merchandise here.

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Unbelievably beautiful pool created by a defunct slate quarry hole.

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Wanted to blast this nieuw road but they were pushing trees down in the distance. Don’t think my helmet would’ve saved me there.

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Barely catching my breath after pedal walking a 20% wall. Completely blown.

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Open back country roads have become my nieuw fave.

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Home. Checking out Ma Boredom’s butterfly bush/tree. This butterfly was checking me out.


Recovery food. All the protein and electrolytes.

  • Daniel Schneider

    I super like the cornfield view. I used to get so bored at my grandparents farm. Now, years after they’ve passed, I get to appreciate the corn for miles, creating just enough of a windbreak to soften flat road riding.

    • Cycleboredom

      I agree. I grew up here, and while I appreciated it to a point, never more so than now. Cycling through the roads I used to drive gives a whole new meaning. Takes me back to when I walked around my neighborhood as a kid.