Rigoberto Uran grabbed today’s stage by the Giros and punished the field. Wiggo lost some time but not *enough* time as he sits in 4th voor GC, a single second behind his victorious Colombian teammate.
It should be noted this is how I envision myself every time I tweet—a ridiculously talented Colombian climber clawing his way up the mountainside to the adoration of the tifosi (that’s you).
Source: Cyclowired/Riccardo Scanferia
Caption (translated): “Rigoberuto uranium to run up a primary mountain Appiano Alto del Montajio the audience was packed (Colombia, Sky Pro Cycling)”
Is it me or is Betancur and Pozzy’s climbing steelo giving the AG2R poo-butt kit a refresh?
Source: Cyclowired/Kei Tsuji
Caption (translated): “Domenico Pozzo Vivo to attack in one class mountain Appiano Alto del Montajio (Italy, uh Jay Doo diesel)”
Cadel climbs like he’s about to tear himself apart or turn himself inside out. I also imagine this is how he opens stuck jars of Vegemite for Chiara.
I envision myself being chased by a giant bag of little waffle cookies
Unfortunately their taste is the farthest from what a waffle tastes like. But that may be an excellent idea.
It seems like Cuddles is about to burst into tears at the sight of any nearby television camera.
Strategic emotion, opposite to LA’s poker face.