This may be blasphemy, but I’m starting to enjoy the parcours of the modern Ronde. As much as I miss de Muur, it came WAY to far from the finish. The Paterberg, while nowhere near as epic (yes, epic), becomes ridiculously selective right at that 20% point after hitting it for the 2nd time. Or is it the third? I’m too tired and lazy to look it up.

Regardless, despite the selection being made 28km out, it was still touch and go until they were in the final k’s with several groups within seconds of Alexander Kristoff and Niki Terpstra.

Alright, LET’S GIF IT ON!!

Ronde van Vlaanderen / Tour of Flanders 2015

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Establishing shot.
Now, let’s jump to the actual racing 100km later.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015#WiggoWatch was in full effect, but this is all he’s getting today.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Greipel gratuitously grabbing glory?

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015 ‘Dat Berg tho.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Laatste Greipel.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Stybar’s missing something.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015You can hear the SKY rider’s sphincter clench riiiiiight there.

‘Dat Moment When Shit Happened And In Hindsight Ended Up Being The Winning Shit

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Seems innocuous enough.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015But wait, who are these young go-getters jumping on at 28km out?

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015It would appear to be 2 former klassiekers winnaars.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015GOT MOTO?! HASHTAG #ALLTHEMOTOS, WTF?! WHY DOES THERE NEED TO BE SO MEANY DAMN MOTOS?! EVEN CAMERA GUY IS LOST.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Kasual Klub™ members Kristoff and Terpstra.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015‘Dat you, Wario?

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Thomas and Stybar finally realize the diesels already left. Thomas and Stybar are not very useful engines.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Speaking of diesels… Also, I guess if you had the signs made you have to wave them somewhere.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Where is Greggy? There he is! Peekaboo!!

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Honestly, Kristoff doesn’t even have to look. He could still counter Terpstra’s *jump*.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Boobs, sky, punching.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015I REALLY LIKE THAT SIGN RIGHT THERE.

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015Alexander Kristoff wint de 99ste Ronde van Vlaanderen!!

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen / Tour of Flanders 2015

Screencap Recap: Ronde van Vlaanderen / Tour of Flanders 2015

  • bleui

    awesome review!