Stage 5 bore witness to the cold harsh reality that the commissaires were NOT going to allow Ted King to race based on 7 seconds. One shot Dave Chiu (@davechiu) snapped of Ted during his pre-stage presser is particularly poignant.

Regardless, Le Tour rolls on…


Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Stiltman’s dowsing rods are not wrong—humans are 75% water.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Nice cock.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
1) So meany sadz for Ted. 2) Need Cycleboredom logo bg for all future on-bike selfies.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Oh man, I can’t take it. This shot—all the hearts are broken.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
DAT STREET.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Phil is apparently in the Tour de France.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
That’s so Voeckler.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Inside a Europcar, but not *that* Europcar.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
♫”HEEEEEEY SEXY LADY, OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE”♫

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Post-stage-winning-Cav provides every photographer with a facial money shot.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
TRENTIN IS EXCITE.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
Phil Gil doing an instructional on track skidz.

Tour Microdose: Chiu In Review—Stage 5
CV HS LFT TH BLDNG.

  • snakehawk

    CV NDZ 2 SHV HZ NCK.