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Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014

“No matter how old you are feel look…”
“Achieve great things despite the years”
“Master’s Champion shocks field half his age”
“An old man enters a bike race, what happens next…”

For some reason, I had no idea Milan-San Remo 2014 Winnar, Alexander Kristoff, was a young’n. I thought he was a few heartbeats away from Pappy Horner. MSR is terrible for your complexion. If you’re ever in a spa, NEVER get the Sanremo facial.

Alright, let’s take a look at the profile.

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014

Note: In a perfect world, the “R” in RACING on the graphic above would start at the base of the Cipressa. So yeah, not to scale. If you’re paying attention, this scenario was covered in my MSR Ras Prep.

Let us pray—Merciful Merckx, GIF US NOW OUR WEEKLY RECAP!!

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Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Status quo voor 85% of de ras.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Katusha giving his hand the R Kelly special.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Also status quo.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
This race literally sucks.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Preparing to get ready to rumble.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
ZOMG!! ACTUAL RACING!!

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
When Sharks Attack. Or, it’s precisely at this moment Vincenzo Nibali decides he wants to lose the race.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
It was at precisely this moment where Vincenzo Nibali looked like an absolute badass who was going to lose the race.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
It was precisely at this precise moment that Vincenzo Nibali knew he lost the race precisely. Also, definitively.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Dropping in on the Poggio. This is what a spayed and neutered race looks like. A proud Bob Barker would shed a tear.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
LAATSTE KILOMETER!! Katusha’s making moves. Still can’t believe it was the winning one…

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Sprint started from 700m out?! Long sprint in long Classic is long.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Suddenly, it was apparent to the favorites they weren’t going to cross the line first. Someone else was doing that first.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Alexander Kristoff crushing souls and winning Milan-San Remo 2014.

 

Screencap Recap: Milan-San Remo 2014
Someone is needing a planket.

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