Stage 5 bore witness to the cold harsh reality that the commissaires were NOT going to allow Ted King to race based on 7 seconds. One shot Dave Chiu (@davechiu) snapped of Ted during his pre-stage presser is particularly poignant.
Regardless, Le Tour rolls on…

Stiltman’s dowsing rods are not wrong—humans are 75% water.

1) So meany sadz for Ted. 2) Need Cycleboredom logo bg for all future on-bike selfies.

Oh man, I can’t take it. This shot—all the hearts are broken.

Phil is apparently in the Tour de France.

Inside a Europcar, but not *that* Europcar.

♫”HEEEEEEY SEXY LADY, OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE”♫

Post-stage-winning-Cav provides every photographer with a facial money shot.






CV NDZ 2 SHV HZ NCK.