[BRDM]'s Interests

General

Your mom.😈 Also: coffee, stress-eating, magazine hoarding, recklessly subjecting my body to random supplements, generating countless content ideas that are developed up to 75-80% but never see the light of day, and, obviously, graphic design is my passion.

Bike?

Grävél™ and cyclocross, of course. Everything else is either OTB or DNF ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Content™

Formerly a semi-significant cycling content creator. Currently, I’m [DEAD CHANNEL], but things are about to get rowdy again as I’m retooling the machines of creation to accommodate a broader range of conceptual ordinance.

Music

Fetty Wap

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I’m suuuuuper passionate about cycling and cycling culture, including, but not limited to, monitoring trends in an industry slowly suffocating itself due to its inability to adapt to the volatility and fluidity of late-stage capitalism.

Mostly down with cyclocross and gravel, but road is what got me into this Content™ nonsense, and it pops up from time to time.

I’m an acutely acronym-positive, late-diagnosed/treated Gen-Xer—it’s really fucking annoying, and I’ve been at war with my brain my entire life.

It’s been *YEARS* since I’ve engaged in main timeline cycling Content™ creation, so I’m slowly throttling up the engine while figuring out where I exist in all this.

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The full site will return, eventually.
It needs *a lot* of work tho…

[MERCH]

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Always edging, never releasing.

[BRDM] IS A MULTI-DISCIPLINARY VIBE CONTENTER HARDSTUCK BETWEEN PERFECTION + PUBLISHED

Always edging, never releasing.

A long time ago, in an algorithm far, far away....

It was a more civilized age, a period of creative elegance, before the short-form dark times, before the fall of Twitter. For years, I served as one of the Guardians of Content™, studying and mastering the art of wielding KLOUT*

I used to be somebody.

I used to be a contender...

[*seriously tho, Klout (social analytics app/site) used to be a thing]

Ehhh, Whatevs

I recently made a deal that will keep me relevant forever 😈

So yeah, good shit’s imminent. Until then…

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