THE NEXT LOST EPISODE!! DCCX D2 – S04/09 – #TheCXOff
ANOTHER MEDIOCRE INSTALLMENT You guessed it! Absolutely riveting sub-par racing action from the back of the pack with live-commentary in the form of distressed breathing and phlegm clearing. There’s also some #cxvibes from the singlespeed race that’ll make you long for the days we could actually be close to each other; bittersweet but more sweet […]
THE LOST EPISODE!! DCCX D1 – S04/08 – #TheCXOff
NOW SERVING SEMI-FRESH CYCLOCROSS CONTENT Since we’re spending so much time at home in 2020, I finally had time to clean out my freezer. Found this two-year-old footage jammed way in the back but I’m sure it’ll be just fine for consumption. Yes, I realize it’s 33 freaking minutes long, but considering the lack of […]
EXTREMELY NORMCORE SINGLESPEED ACTION – Capital ‘Cross Classic S04/E07 – #TheCXOff
A squirrel, Michael Jackson, and Gimli walk into a bar… Well, well, well, well (Michel Wuyts voice), it was muddy for a cyclocross racing day in the year of our lord Sven Nys, 2018, what a surprise. Laatste ronde voor #SuperSeriesCX at the spectacular Capital ‘Cross Classic p/b Bruce Buckley gave us a mudfest yet […]
Rockburn CX – S04/E06 – TheCXOff
My favorite course in the Superseries got an unintended makeover but still remains my favorite. Footage mostly of the main women’s field and the elite men’s race with some others sprinkled in at the beginning with TANDEMONIUM at the end. AND, of course, my nonsensical babblings whilst racing slowly but breathing fastly [sic]. Note: those […]
DON’T STOP GET IT GET IT!! – Charm City CX S04/E05 – TheCXOff
First race back since BikeneticX last season in December 2017! Despite what is shown here, I did WAY better than I anticipated considering I hadn’t done an effort like this in nearly a year. Yes, I finished near the back of the field, but I definitely wasn’t last. I WILL TAKE THIS AS A POSITIVE […]