Screencap Recap: Men’s Olympic Road Race

The Columbian gold medal hope and his Directhair Sportif are schooled by Krafty the Kazakh.
#LOLympics Road Race

A fitting end to a tumultuous career, Alexander Vinokourov drops the mic and exits cycling’s stage right.
Tour in Microdose: No Pun Intended

Sagan is a grimpeur, Cav and Bernie pace the climbs, also: “Listen all y’all, it’s a sabotage!!”
Tour in Microdose: Rest Day Reflux (Late Late Edition)
Tour rest days are typically absolutely ****ing nuts. This one did not disappoint.
Tour in Microdose: #DramaDoping & Pop The Pinot
Wiggo opens his mouth and a Guy Ritchie script spews out. Also, FDJ finally gets that win with a nice Pinot.